New jokes after weekend!
- July 4th, 2016
- Jokes & Riddles
- daily jokes, funny jokes, joke joke, laughing is good, part nine
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Fish And Wall
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where's the p?
Boy: "Half way down my leg."
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.