New jokes after weekend!


Fake Noodles

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta

Fish And Wall

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A: Dam!


Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where's the p?
Boy: "Half way down my leg."


I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.

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